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Diddy is a Sex Olympian
August 26th 2008 01:56
And there's so many events now that it's hard to keep track of them, too. For example, the 25m women's pistol shooting. That's an event?
Well, WIMB is reporting that New York Magazine had the foresight to ask P. Diddy which Olympic sport he would be best at, and he said:
""Who could have sex the longest," he told us in a soft voice and with a straight face, while looking into our eyes. "
Ah, yes, the long-distance hump-a-thon. I've heard that Diddy had to eat 10 000 calories a day to stay in shape for that.
Diddy will also be competing in the men's 50 m Cristal popping, the speed trials of turning his Glock sideways and the ever-popularfield event, making young female fans swoon and disrobe with merely a glance.
"Just so you know, that's supposed to be funny," he added as an afterthought. "Even though I am serious.""
I'm hoping that Diddy will appear on my cereal boxes anytime, now. I also want Diddy brand sex gear, machined by Swiss engineers for reliability and long-duration use. I may not be an Olympic-quality sexer, but, dammit, I'm going to try and win my own bronze medal!
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